Once upon a long long long time ago ina country far far far flippin away there was lived a king...a king named only by his name, which happen to be King Piss`n Wind. Piss`n Wind was a very angry man like the pedo name rumplestilskin. King Piss`n Wind had a problem, the problem was that none of the people in his kingdom liked him, infact they hated him because he was a cripple...he had no arms and only one leg! *gasp*. Piss`n Wind new the only way to get respect was to hate his ppl back!..."REVENGE!" he said, that's what he wanted, so the next day he asked one of his peasents to cut down a large tree and make a crutch-like leg and two jointed stick-like arms. After Piss`n Wind assembled his new limbs to himself he wanted one more tree cut down for the hell of it...then the next day he went to a nearby random cove he found in his dreams, there he gathered all kinds of materials to make a dragon...how idk...he made his dragon with his simple stick arm things and the dragon became as fierce as his anger and as thin as his arms...Piss`n Wind says to his dragon, "kill everyone in my kingdom!" So, there went the dragon killing the women and children as they screamed and cryed in horror and the dragon killed the men, who fought hard for there lives but obviously didnt succeed. After everyone in the kingdom outside the cove was dead he flew speedly back to the nervous awaiting king...as the dragon enters the cove, Piss`n Wind yells "you killed them all didnt you?!"...The dragon with one small but powerful swipe nocked the king into a edgy rock nxt to him, the king died. Then as the dragon strutted out of the cove it growled, "now ive killed all in my masters kingdom"....(to be continued)

hope u like my story tht i jus came up with off the top of my head! ^.^